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Patterson is a big small town of 5,744 people in St. Mary Parish, Louisiana. It's about 37 miles from Houma, LA and 245 miles from Houston, TX, the nearest major city. Summer highs average 90°F and winter highs 63°F, with almost no snow. The typical home is valued around $160k and rent runs about $878 a month.
5,744people
$160kTypical home
$878/moRent
90° / 63°Summer / winter
0"Snow
261Sunny days
111Rain/snow days
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Size & setting
- Big small town of 5,744
- Its own small hub, not a suburb
- About 2,276 people per sq mi
- 245 mi to Houston, TX
- 37 mi to Houma, LA
- 7 mi to the nearest town of 10k+
Money
- Typical home $160k (≈$1,011/mo)
- Median rent $878/mo
- Median household income $50k
- Property tax about 0.3% of value
- 9.0% unemployment
Weather
- Summer highs around 90°F
- Winter highs around 63°F
- Steamy summers (dew point 75°F)
- 261 sunny days a year (115 totally clear)
- 104 cloudy days a year
- 33 of 90 winter days are gray
- 111 days a year with rain or snow
- Basically no snow
- Snow days are rare
- Rarely hits 100°F
- Rarely drops below 10°F
- Windier than most places
Safety
- Low violent crime (228 per 100k)
- Very low property crime (535 per 100k)
People
- Median age 36
- 33% of households have kids
- 14% are 65 or older
- 9% have a college degree
- Very diverse community
- 2% of residents are college students
Getting around & homes
- Average commute 28 min
- 1% walk or take transit to work
- 54 mi to LFT airport
- 66 mi to MSY (major hub)
- 30 mi to the nearest Amtrak station
- 63% single-family homes
- Typical home built around 1980
- 92% of homes have broadband
Outdoors
- Flat, open land
- Elevation 20 ft
- 6 mi to the ocean
- 56 mi to a big lake
- 48 mi to the nearest trailhead
- 8 mi to the nearest campground
- 3 golf courses within 25 mi
Things to do
- 21 sit-down restaurants within 25 mi
- 7 bars within 25 mi
- 3 coffee shops within 25 mi
- No music venues & clubs within 25 mi
- 4 museums within 25 mi
- No breweries & distilleries within 25 mi
- 38 mi to the nearest farmers market
Everyday
- Schools in the top 33% of Louisiana districts (reading)
- 3 mi to the nearest grocery store
- 13 mi to the nearest ER hospital
- 31 mi to a 4–5★ hospital
- 31 mi to the nearest vet
- 27 mi to the nearest dog park
- 7 congregations per 10k people
- 30 mi to the nearest college
Politics
- St. Mary Parish: R+32 in 2024
- Louisiana: R+22 in 2024
Natural hazards
- High hurricane risk
- High tornado risk
- Very low wildfire risk
- Very low earthquake risk
- Low flood risk
- Low drought risk
- Very low winter storm risk
- Moderate heat wave risk
- Very low volcano risk